I'm laughing so hard, my office workers thought I was choking. By the way, thanks for the shoutout and glad to have been inspirational enough for you to write this second P story. Here's one I wrote and self published three weeks ago. It's kind of in the same genre. I'm sure you'll enjoy: https://ljbent.medium.com/what-happens-below-the-waist-and-above-the-knees-is-important-b47b7768cb84